Squirell Catapult!
At first, I thought that this was being cruel to animals, but in many places, these rodents are considered to be a pest. Now, we don’t have squirrels in Arizona… or at least not many of them. I hear that they are a real nuisance in some areas- they throw stuff at people from high up in the trees and cause all sorts of havoc. The one thing about squirrels is that they have a crazily-high metabolism that acts as a natural fat burner of sorts. Maybe we could learn a thing or two from them.. by analyzing their DNA, that is!