So, my wife and I have started trying to ‘train’ my roommate. We’ve decided that he’s mildly retarded. First off, we had the internet put in my name. It was in my roommate’s name, and my internet has been down all week. I now have it working intermittently and I’m paying about %30 less than he was for the same service. Heck, I wouldn’t trust the guy to take care of tv stands let alone monthly bills!

He’s a filthy pig as well, so we cleaned the kitchen really well and then told him that we expect it to stay that way. Within a few hours he had already left a pile of silverware and a coffe cup on the counter. I went and dragged him out of his cave to inform him that we didn’t just spend four hours cleaning the kitchen just for him to leave dishes lying around.

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