
One lucky puppy survived a 70 MPH meeting with the grill of a car. As Marco Menozzi hit the pooch while cruising the Italian roadway. Instead of rolling under the car with a disturbing series of thuds, the dog found itself embedded in the grill of the car, holding on until the driver stopped 15 miles down the road.
I have a similar story to share. I was driving at work ,amped up on Ephedrasil hardcore to stay awake when two birds that were mating flew right in front of my truck. One instantly flew under the truck. The other one… well, I wondered where the heck it was, too. I had visions of myself removing a dead bird from the grill of the truck. As I slowed down to take a turn, it flew off, seemingly unharmed.
That’s what they call coitus interruptus.
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