Micheal Jackson, officially named “the freakiest guy of the last two decades” just took up residence right across the street from a grade school in Las Vegas. The fifty year old surgery experiment gone wrong now has his very own private peepshow, with the sound of chanting children and the scent of acne treatment wafting through the air.
Parents are worried, and kids are hurriedly making up new chants involving MJ and underpants. speaking of underpants, if he’s had that much surgery on his face, I don’t want to know what he’s had done below the belt.
MJ, MJ, sitting in a tree
p-e-e-p peeping at me
See him in his van, he
has a lot of can-dy
now he’s on the loose
giving out Jesus juice
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