Now I don’t know about you, but I feel like that frequently in the midst of my morning routine. All that water and soap for what?! Why can’t skin care be easy? Why can’t you simply fall out of bed in the mornings beautiful like the girls on tv? You know that if that was a real wake up that no guy in the world would be sticking thier tongue in a nasty morning breath mouth. Yuck!
Now if skin care was really as easy as a brand spanking new blue acne light, it just might be less traumatizing. You know what it really comes down to? Laziness. I don’t want to have to spend an hour and a half everyday in the bathroom just because I have icky skin or puffy hair! Why is it that when in all other species its the guys job to be pretty, but in ours it has to be us? That seems very unfair. We already carry the babies, feed them, cook and clean and generally keep the homestead but now we have to do it looking good? Women are creatures of function. I think that we should get a break on the whole “you gotta be 100 lbs with perfect skin and perfect hair and pretty make up and clothes 28 hours a day”. Ugh, men used to be happy that you could make babies. Now they want everything…
Now, not all guys are like that, but as a society we (women) have been trained that if you don’t do all these things and do them well, that we are letting the men that love us down. Now, if he loved you, he wouldn’t mind that dimple you found in a place that you’d really rather not discuss or understand that you just want to wear your sweats today. The man that understands that, is also the man that doesn’t mind your bed head or your morning breath and understands that those things happen.
What it comes down to, is whether they admit it or not, not everything about a girl is pretty. We do all the same nasty disgusting things that men do, but we have to do them in private. 
It seems so unfair…
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