Idiots Walk Among Us

I guess these guys thought it would be cool if they could break a bottle over this guy’s head. Instead, they just have a friend with a sore head. I couldn’t imagine this turning out any better if the bottle actually broke.

And now it’s time to share a story from “the adventures of Sly Hoax”:

I was waiting for a friend at a convenience store. While waiting, I had the urge to urinate. It was night time, and these convenience stores won’t let you use their restrooms, so I went behind the store and did my thing. On my way back around, someone threw a 40 oz bottle from the roof and hit my on the head with it. Instincts kicked in and I RAN. The bottle didn’t break until it hit the ground, and I stayed in the front of the store until my friend showed up.

There are two lessons learned here: bums will try to rob you by dropping stuff on your head, and I have a very hard skull.

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