Ever since I got back from my trip down south I have noticed that my once tiny kitty has suddenly become a butterball. I mean, we had a friend that came over today and she thought my cat was pregnant. She was fixed about a year ago, and I know that cats tend to gain a bit of weight , but Jesus, she has developed a booty. Like a bouncing in the club ghetto girl booty.
I’m thinking that maybe I should invest in a nordictrack system and a leash for her. The nordic do she can run her chunky butt off and the leash in order not to give her a choice. With 3 cats it would be hard for one of them to be on a diet and the others to not be. Maybe that they should all be. But you know, I love them anyway. Im just afraid that if we don’t do something about it the day is going to come that she can no longer jump onto the couches, and at that point it would be super hard to get the weight off her. I used to know this girl that had a 30 lbs cat. 
Now, that is a little excessive and the cat looked very unhappy, though very very cute.
Maybe it doesnt have to be as drastic as buying a treadmill, but really, she needs to do something. She seems to have an eating disorder or something, because every time that she gets into trouble or you look at her funny she is at the food bowl within a few minutes. And if there isnt any food in her bowl then she starts screaming her lungs out at us until my husband (Who spoils her rotten and the reason that she cries like that is because he will do anything for her when she does) fills a food bowl. And then she proceeds to munch her way through it like a starving Marine. No chewing, just inhaling.
The only thing that I compare her to is garfield or that cat from “Anger Managment” that is the star of the “Husky Cat Clothing Line”. Though she isn’t quiet that chubby, if you gave her some time, I’m sure that she would be.
Maybe I’ll write a song about her, you know, like “Smelly Cat” from friends. Or a childrens Book! That would be great! “Little Miss Chubby Cat”. Heheh.
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