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work safety


****READ THIS BULLETIN****

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.

This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else
via any means whatsoever – DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes – Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If
you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
is controlling your life.

work

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This guy’s dentist and chiropractor must love him. Make sure you’ve got your sound on for this one- he’s a pretty crazy guy.

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