That’s right. Beware of the bear. Bears can sneak right up on you. Remember Smokey the Bear? He was more dangerous than you might think… Just think about it- a talking bear that is “concerned” about your “safety”… I bet the only reason he doesn’t like fire is because he prefers his people-steaks rare!
I bet that he also wants to make sure that your credit cards aren’t melted. How do you think he was able to afford all that airtime in the eighties? I can just see him calling up Westgate and booking rooms in Vegas with the credit cards of his victims. That bear is malicious, I tell ya!
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