Bears: #1 Threat To The World Since At Least 1979
December 7th, 2008
That’s right. Beware of the bear. Bears can sneak right up on you. Remember Smokey the Bear? He was more dangerous than you might think… Just think about it- a talking bear that is “concerned” about your “safety”… I bet the only reason he doesn’t like fire is because he prefers his people-steaks rare!
I bet that he also wants to make sure that your credit cards aren’t melted. How do you think he was able to afford all that airtime in the eighties? I can just see him calling up Westgate and booking rooms in Vegas with the credit cards of his victims. That bear is malicious, I tell ya!